It's Vegas, Baby

By Lurelle... again.

I've decided to do my second actual blog post, because I haven't been very bloggy.

 I came back from my trip to Vegas! HOORAY!
We visited the Hoover Dam, various casino/hotels, sweltering parking lots, and a bunch of ritzy restaraunts that had awesome food that I couldn't eat. You know why? Because I got my braces two days before the trip. But that's planning for ya, right?

Italian something-or-other.

Not to forget this awesome show I went to called Jersey boys.....

I think I fell in love with the guy who played Frankie Valli, his name is Rick Faugno...

(aka the short one)

Mmm. Aheh, also there's a few of Hoover dam and the ridiculous amount of water that's around there. Do you know how much water there is? Like 500 feet around the dam. That's a lot of water. People drink that water. I wonder, if someone peed in it, how much water it would contaminate. *insert evil face here*

Also, the ferry went really slowly. Reeeeeeeaalllyyyy slooooowwwlllllyyy. There was this droning voice that went "..and in 197- noonecares, the Native Americans in the area all mysteriously DISAPPEARED!" and then all the old people went "ooh."

 

OLD PEOPLE!

There was also a show on a pirate ship. Things were blowing up. Like, in the middle a huge burst of fire spewed out of a door in the back. Someone caught fire. Everyone applauded.

  And of course, we visited Madame Tussauds.

No, really, that's James Bond. In wax.

James Bond + Terminator makes for one heck of a party.

Lady Gaga was lurking too. 

So that about sums up my trip. Plus the attempted-eating-of-food, swimming in a pool that smelled like human urine, listening to people scream at inanimate objects (like slot machines), and wandering around casinos that smelled like sweat, cigarrettes, hookers and desperation!

 But really. I had a lot of fun, and I visited two states in one go. (Arizona was an accident. A horrible, horrible accident.)

So that about ends my post. I can't think of a decent ending though. I could rant on how while "end" is a verb it just sounds weird when just plopped by itself without a proper sentenc-

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